I admit wholeheartedly that i do not comprehend the holding of titles in Caledon at all. Some of them seem to be honorifics well deserved, like the knigting of Sir JJ for his work on the libraries.. others seem to be social clubs, others seem to be self appointed...
So I've decided-- and announced last week-- that I'm going to appoint myself the Official Courtesan of Caledon. Someone told me that "Miss Caledon" is already taken, but whereas that would seem to be a more honorific title, I'm basically appointing myself the official Whore of the Realm, although in nicer terms, so I am hoping that no one will mind.
Mind you, I'm not opening up an actual brothel, house of ill repute, or any other such place in Caledon. Indeed, since I very rarely participate in that sort of thing on SL, I'm probably more chaste than most of the actual Caledon nobility. But I do have many of the other characteristics a good courtesan is required to possess, and so I might as well declare my intentions.
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Dang! I'm too late! (Just another example of "Why didn't I think of that first?")
Well, should anything...happen to the incumbent, I lie, er, stand ready to assume the title.
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